grumpit

A noun that can be substituted to mean mostly funny things.

Is that a grumpit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The bathroom is now wall papered in explosive grumpit.

I see a little grumpit between your teeth.

Did you just grumpit?

by Dr. Patrice Coleman, UCLA May 31, 2010

Grumple

The area between your grandpas asshole and balls. On young people it’s known as the taint.

After all these years grandma went to a spa where they gave her beaver a Brazilian and she found out that they can also hook grandpa up with an asshole bleach and a grumple shave.

by Daddy big hands April 23, 2018

Bump Grumpies

Just like "Bump Nasty" or "Bump Uglies".

Hey let's go bump grumpies then get some food.

by Faelan January 20, 2007

grumpkin

one of a variety of individuals, who is bubbly like a volcano, snuggly as an antitank mine, and enjoys hillsides of cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese. as much as any such individual can enjoy such things, which is quite an excessive amount.

"Antitank mines always have to be stabilized before you grab them. This is why I kiss you at the same time.What a grumpkin!"

by J Jayma Jameson August 16, 2011

grumpkin

When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."

Grumpkin

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

grampacookie

Some one who thinks they have a cool name

"I AM FLORIAN AND MY NAME IS GRAMPACOOKIE"

by grampacookie January 17, 2009

grampafication

The aging process that a DILF can undergo rendering his appearance too ruined to be attractive.

Tim Robbins used to look pretty good, but underwent extreme grampafication in the early 2000s.

by ganymede2981 July 21, 2011