angle grinder

The fetish practice of removing metal cock rings, used to sustain an erection that inhibits horizontal removal (warning: not recommended for ages 5 and under), with tools from Home Depot.

Herbert put on his sexy construction worker suit and touched the tip of his power tool gently against the steel ring on Billy's penis, which had now grown to resemble a big, juicy angry red pickle. They'd planned for weeks on Recon to meet up try some bondage, including the angle grinder.

by QualityShitpost August 2, 2016

ginner

a distusting foul breed of male with greasy ginger or rust coloured hair with appaling acne and massive freckles covering face.

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by chris proffitt January 6, 2004

Pie Grinder

Someone who fails at life; and everything else./ A Faggot face.

Some Kid: Hi Kate!!! :D
Kate: Oh shut the fuck up you pie grinder!

by heyguise11 October 21, 2011

cock grinder

A cheese-grader and your worst nightmare.

"Clark's girlfriend got a cock grinder last night from the local sweatshop, poor bastard." -Ted

by Mark Watson3 November 28, 2013

stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 2, 2009

Coffee Grinder

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!

by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

grinder

A girl who grinds her teeth alone the shaft of a man's penis.

That chick was a grinder, so I gave her a purple mushroom...see purple mushroom for details.

by Evan Met January 14, 2006