Gonk

The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.

You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.

by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023

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noun: a cute nickname i made for my favorite underclassmen ever.

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used to describe someone who has unbelievably stupid humor, a beautiful face and contagious smile, and in some cases can be used to describe someone who knows how to dance!!

Bella is such a goonkaboo she gets down and don’t play!
i love you my goonkaboo

by javzmine December 22, 2023

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gohnk • gonk • Goink • gonker • gonked • gonky • goonk • Goinker • gonkulator • Gönke

goinkle

When you keep anal beads in for too long and your ass gets permanently stuck in their shape.

I fell asleep with my anal beads in! I almost got a goinkle!

by Lil Skittles Left Testicle January 24, 2024

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Gonk

When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.

My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.

by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024

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