GOD

The head of the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit). The Supreme God I would rather live my life believing in God and His existence, and die and find out He doesn't exist, than to live my life like there isn't a God, to die and find out He exist!
In the beginning GOD created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1
by RedRose237 September 22, 2006
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God

An invisible man, who lives up in the sky, watches everything you do, every second of every minute of every hour of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of those 10 things, he will send you to a special place where there is fire, torture, suffering, for you to suffer, scream, wail, cry, for all eternity, forever and ever, until time ends.

But he loves you.
We call him god.
by Mr. George Carlin November 12, 2011
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On here are some who believe he exists, others say he doesn't. I do believe in him. If others don't, hey, that's cool. But if you don't, don't be a complete fuckface and flame those who do believe in him. Those who do believe in him, likewise. Don't flame the ones that don't believe in him.
God... does he exist? We may never know.
by Adrian July 4, 2006
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god

what four guys made up when they were pissed and decided to make a book out of it! hey why not (shrug)
hmm... im bored.. ooh paul lets make some guy up called... ermm.. hey dog! ooh, i know.. GOD! and he could be all mighty and stuff..

yeaaaaah im so stoned right now... 0_O
by Bobbles April 21, 2006
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God

Some dude who created heaven and earth and says he loves you and some other stuff but is mostly known for the leading cause of douchebags on the internet.
Guy: Oh my God, who touched Sasha!!??

Hardcore atheist: ZOMG!!111!!! WHY THE F*** DID YOU CAPTILIZE GOD? HES LIKE NOT REAL AND STUFF AND FAIRY PRINCESS MAGIC DUST STUPID AND DISPROVED MANY TIMES AND HES A FAIRY TALE BEACAUSE HES NOT REAL GTFO RELGIOUS FAG!!!

Guy:...........douchebag.
by mariowars July 1, 2009
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God.

A person or entity created to control the populous. Look at early history, who really controlled the tribes of primitives? The Shaman or medicine-man thats who. Power or the grab for power is where God(s) came from. Early Greeks used gods to explain away things they did not understand. How else could these religions write in their books of enlightenment. Thou Shalt Not Kill-- Yet god help Sampson slay 10,000 Isrelites with the jawbone of an ass(small cross breed equinie used for transportation)Or slay untold numbers of people in Sodom and Ghamora. Or say turn the other cheek then say VENGENCE is MINE sayeth the Lord. Phhhhhttttt.
For God so loved the world he gave his only begotton son. Yet he won't do a dang thing about people being killed for their shoes, because they happen to live on a different street, or they don't believe in your god. :-0

God thats sick.
by mdizn February 3, 2005
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God

The Creator of it all. The One who made the whole enchalada we call the Universe. One whose Name is disgraced and used by fanatics, false prophets, and politicians. God has many names in every language.
God loves all His children. He hates sin but he loves everyone. So all you people who think "God hates fags", or hates "infidels" or non-Christians or any other type of people - put that in your pipe and smoke it. God created all of us, He loves all of us.
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