hairy gates

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.

Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.

by Danny Seven November 10, 2004

Panic at the gates

If one does not visit the toilet regularly or has a bad case of the shits aka brads aka Diarrhoea they may find themselves in a situation where there is "Panic at the gates". One wet fart and it could be new pants time.

Man after that curry there was panic at the gates

by Dr Evils Secretary December 5, 2004

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

Dusty Gates

Rusty Gates sister, a character used for marketing Arrow computers in Australia

Scott: That Dusty Gates Could Be Real hot if she wanted too.

by Jtomo December 9, 2007

Bill Gates

One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.

One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.

The whore answered, “micro+soft”.

by quan cao tien August 25, 2010

goatass

your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

gates

staten island slang for places where drugs are sold, such as drug corners and weed spots

"runnin' up in gates, and doin' hits for high stakes"
Reakwon - C.R.E.A.M

by wallie champ December 3, 2006