Tim: " Hey Rick wanna go to the movies today"
Rick: "No thanks Tim I'm getting carried by my Fortnite girlfriend".
Rick: "No thanks Tim I'm getting carried by my Fortnite girlfriend".
by Name Unavalible November 4, 2018
Get the Fortnite Girlfriendmug. Someone who you have never met, will never meet, and have absolutely no chance with, but you know everything about.
Douche 1: Christy is so hot with that uberminiskirt and hair-thin bra...
Douche 2: Yea dawg, shes my facebook girlfriend
Douche 1: Sick brah. So are you guys dating in real life then?
Douche 2: Nah brah its not like that dude, we want to keep things virtual. I just cant be tied down to a 5' 6" bikini model with a D cup and whose favorite color is turqoise and has soccer practice at 3:00 PM on Monday Tuesday and Thursday after school with her friend Janice who she got into a fight with about a cute guy but its ok because they talked it over and realized that he didnt like either of them so theres no point in fighting because they will just ruin their friendship which has been strong since the 3rd grade when they met in history class and made fun of their teacher, Ms. Kretzel.
Douche 1: Sounds like you two are pretty close. You gonna introduce yourself to her?
Douche 2: Hell no...
Douche 2: Yea dawg, shes my facebook girlfriend
Douche 1: Sick brah. So are you guys dating in real life then?
Douche 2: Nah brah its not like that dude, we want to keep things virtual. I just cant be tied down to a 5' 6" bikini model with a D cup and whose favorite color is turqoise and has soccer practice at 3:00 PM on Monday Tuesday and Thursday after school with her friend Janice who she got into a fight with about a cute guy but its ok because they talked it over and realized that he didnt like either of them so theres no point in fighting because they will just ruin their friendship which has been strong since the 3rd grade when they met in history class and made fun of their teacher, Ms. Kretzel.
Douche 1: Sounds like you two are pretty close. You gonna introduce yourself to her?
Douche 2: Hell no...
by IToldYouIPutItOnUrbanDictionar July 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Girlfriendmug. A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.
by sjsharks2492 November 28, 2010
Get the girlfriend pillowmug. 
by lovemaker April 22, 2021
Get the james’ girlfriendmug. crazy deranged individual who goes by zukosgf online. there are many bad things i could say about this person. uses phrases such as “ayo where” and “this me” and “i want to bite it”. her whisper chat rating is abnormally low and she often fantasizes about killing people with an axe. she exhibits very worrying behavior; please watch out.
by lemurluvr659 May 15, 2022
Get the zuko’s girlfriendmug. When your girlfriend takes up an attitude about something, and start ignoring your calls and texts. As a man, you are usually unaware that there is a girlfriend strike until it is going full force, and you usually will not remember what caused the strike until the strike is over.
by Pauly Pedals July 28, 2011
Get the girlfriend strikemug.