Geezer

A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”

Bro you know the test that I failed yesterday?

- Yeah?

Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!

- Lol what a geezer!!!

by Chazz Finster August 31, 2020

Geezer

Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!

*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."

by deadsushisocks June 6, 2013

Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by Jerry October 13, 2003

Gezzer

A crazy person in the Xhosa context,
Xhosa is a South African language

He is talking rubbish, he must be a gezzer this one

by Benny Blanko February 14, 2019

Trick Ass Geezer

A trick ass geezer is the term used to insult a male friend who thinks he is "the shit." After being called this he will stop in his tracks, think about the term, and proceed to get offended.

Chris: Dude, I woke up with a hangover this morning and the only thing I was able to do was play Super Smash Brothers!
Mike: Broh, I know that feeling! BEST FEELING EVER!
Maria: Well aren't you guys trick ass geezers!?!
Chris and Mike: -__-

by 205B January 24, 2011