German Tickler

When 2 or more Participants of a Orgy have ungroomed pubic hair, causing them to tickle the other's genitalia.

Brittany: I don't shave, sorry....

Mark: Neither do I, maybe we can have a German Tickler.

Brittany: Great idea!

by redwingskings March 4, 2012

german curve

The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.

Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.

Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!

Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!

by Dandylion1504 January 4, 2014

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

Geriod

When a boy and or man has a day or a few days with uncontrollable mood swings causing them to act like a little bitch or make them act like a girl and or woman on their period

Yo why is Jerry bitching? Is he on his Geriod?

by 100% everyone uses this word June 5, 2017

Garmony

The harmony of beep-tones heard when the GPS devices worn by runners during a race all sound out their alerts at certain pre-determined mileage points

The garmony at each kilometre of the marathon encouraged me to run with joy to the finish line.
The atmosphere of the running race was enhanced by the garmony heard at the 2-kilometre mark.
I chose to spectate at the 5 kilometre point of the marathon so that I could hear the garmony as the runners passed.
My perfect pace, form and cadence were celebrated by the glorious garmony heard at each mile of the race.
When my GPS watch did not beep during the garmony at the 1 kilometre mark, I realised I had forgotten to press the 'start' button at the start line of the race.

by WonderWordywonderWordy June 19, 2017

German Hat Dance

This is like a Mexican hat dance. You have four people making a circle with a pivot person in the middle. One person is fisting from behind (German knuckle cake) while the person is front is servicing the other side. The other 2 people sit idle and wait for the rotation every 5 minutes. The view from above resembles a swastika.

You know it takes five nazis to pull off a German Hat Dance.

by analbabes May 23, 2018

German Weisenhound

A German Weisenhound is a pure breed dog from Weisenburg Germany. Originally bred for hunting eagles in mountainous regions. They are know to be able to jump over six feet high and twelve feet long. This makes it possible for them to track and engage eagles in flight. A very inteligent breed that studies have shown is smarter than the twenty percent of the U.S. population. The only dog that has been imported to the United States is Harley Quinn who resides in Washington State with her human parents Solveig and Matthew.

A German Weisenhound would never vote for a T.V. reality show host to be president..

by Beerfiend May 27, 2018