funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks October 24, 2015

funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.

YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!

by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009

rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people

i got caught in a rape funnel

by lonelyfinger April 04, 2020

Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

by Yogurtboys April 21, 2018

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

Funnel busting

when you cum into a funnel and let it seep into someones bellybutton

guy 1:How was your date yesterday guy 2:oh it went great, we were funnel busting all night.

by gfhdsjkuoyrfuiwytrioe April 15, 2024