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Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012
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Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012
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full bravo

When tech nerds/journalists put hardware kill switches on their devices to turn off mics when not in use. Also for cameras and gps/cell tracking. Preventing 100% any software from recording/spying with the flip of a switch on the device. Going dark on demand.
“Yo man, did you hear the Facebook audio databases were hacked?”
“I went full bravo so I don’t give a shiiiiit about that. And I’m not on Facebook dumbass!”
by robberbarron January 4, 2019
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Full Cassowary

When that quiet person suddenly explodes and looses their baggage all over the place at anyone and everyone in a relentless fashion.
Did you see Westy last night? He finally lost it and went full cassowary at Stirling for making fun of him. Only took ten years.
by The Real Sanga November 20, 2018
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full mongrel

i saw karen naked the other day, damn she's hot, left me with a full mongrel!
by mickybird December 13, 2014
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full of BS

by aeri November 2, 2013
mugGet the full of BSmug.

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