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fucktard

a word used by people that want to feel elite and try to degrade other people as much as they can so that they can make themselves feel as good as possible, while in reality only degrading themselves more
sup d00d, i jus fuckn pwnd dis fucktard
by notanelitist December 28, 2005
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fucktard

An annoying awkward person that is always disturbing.
Better don't be a fucktard
by goredme October 19, 2014
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fucktard

The employee at the mental hospital is a fucktard.
by MzSwan6969 July 6, 2009
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fucktard

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
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fucktard

A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.
Don't be such a fucktard
I am a fucktard.
A fucktard is your mom.
by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013
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fucktard

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
mugGet the fucktardmug.

fucktard

A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
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