french pepper

Typically just said as "pepper", a French pepper is an individual of French-Canadian nationality who often eats at La Belle Province, drinks Pepsi, and speaks a strange version of French that only other peppers completely understand.

Usually, the perfect example of a pepper, is someone who DOESN'T KNOW that they are a pepper, but goes on with their life on a daily basis.

Tabarnak, Gaetan is a real pepper. He wears hooters t-shirts and cowboy boots to work, and has a calendar of the women's rugby team in his cubicle!

by Cawlis March 14, 2005

french

Disrespected folks who actually contributed to the founding America. You can still see the influence of French culture in the Southeastern United States, where one of the biggest Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Louisiana.

America literally wouldn't be half the country it is now without the French.

by sarcastic May 27, 2003

felchmeister

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard

rob hunter is felchmeister

by jack and jon June 27, 2003

felchball

To suck semen out of ones ass after anal intercourse and snowball (spit) it back in that persons mouth.

After Darren came in Kelli's ass he felched the semen back out and felchballed her.

by Ornery August 1, 2006

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

by Omg_its_Dani June 13, 2016

French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.

Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome

by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011

French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

by Koch Master June 20, 2009