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Boston Heeler

My Boston Heeler is a good athletic dog.
by Mindy M October 7, 2016
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Boston Terrier

An amazing breed of dog that is two parts adorable and one part uncontrollable farting expert.
"My Boston Terrier is so cute, but MAN can they clear a room with one fart."
by Wastedshame September 23, 2020
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Boston sockjob

When a woman's (or man's) rectum prolapses during anal sex, and another person performs oral sex on the prolapsed rectum protruding from the anus. Like a blowjob, but on a Boston Redsock.
He drew her Redsock out with his cock; then gave her a Boston Sockjob
by pohemi April 8, 2019
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Boston Windsock

While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked wind today!!"
I noticed mid fuck that the ol lady was ragging so I finished up and gave her a Boston windsock.
by Dikbut28 February 17, 2017
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boston rose

a girl who acts fake, is 2 faced, lies for months, treats people wrong, runs from her problems, and doesn’t know how to handle feelings
person 1: is that boston rose?

person 2: yeah i heard she lied to sam for 2 months
by sksksksksk salty October 16, 2019
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Boston Beauty

In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .

A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.

A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.

Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”

“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
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Boston Stroker

a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.

Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.

Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
by Jrrywbb July 5, 2023
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