Foot Rape

When a Person sitting across from you at a table puts their foot in your lap and begins to sexualy stimulate you. the other foot holds your chair tightly in place so you cant leave.

"woah man, lauren got foot raped by cameron in english class the other day."
"i know! her Cooch smells like socks now."

by magicalunicornmayonaise. October 3, 2009

foot patrol

When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.

I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.

by Robert T February 23, 2007

Stink foot

Stink foot is a foul order coimg from a foot that carries thru a room and can be smelled from at least 3 feet away

When Jessica took off her shoes the room filled with serious stink foot

by Emily February 17, 2005

foot job

when a girl uses her feet to jack a guy off.

"Jp really does love foot jobs!!"

by Laurensarahfuckyou June 30, 2006

camel foot

when a woman/girl wears extremely, extremely tight pants and the folds of the vulva are sticking out so horribly it can't even be classified as "camel toes", then it is called camel's foot.

camel foot may have permanent effects on the vulva if it occurs too frequently.

lauren: eew, camel toe

ryan: aww, no man, that's camel foot.

by Dan Meyers September 9, 2003

Foot Pussy

When a woman puts her feet together to look like a vagina so the man can have sexual pleasures off it

"hunny can you make a foot pussy for me tonight?"

by phang August 23, 2007

Sore foot

Having your period. So that you can talk about it without people knowing. It's your own secret word.

Anna: "I have a really sore foot"
Beth: "That sucks"
Andy: "What are you guys talking about?"
Anna and Beth: "A sore foot"
Andy (walking away): "Oh"

by NevaehSmith December 9, 2012