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I'm flattered

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.
Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."
by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012
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Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key

A way to use the word fuck in polite company, and still get back at the maaaaan.

...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...
Kirby: "Poyo!"

Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."
by DJ Francey September 10, 2011
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flusterbate

Flusterbation is when one is walked in on (particularly by authority figures such as one's parents) during the act of masturbation.
"I wanted to jack off but my dad was in the other room, and I was afraid of flusterbating."

"Yeah, it would suck to flusterbate."
by XGR January 3, 2009
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Fanny flutters

When you're extremely nervous about something or sexually attracted to someone HOT
"I get fanny flutters just looking at him"
by Yasminakayy November 9, 2019
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flustercated

being fustrated and aggravated at the same time.
i was flustercated with the damn blue flashy lights behind me while i was on my way to pick up my hoe.
by gangster JP September 25, 2005
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flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.
by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016
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futterwacken

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.
*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
by jinvapor December 4, 2010
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