Flex Fraud

Where a "flexer" uses someone else's flex power and pass it off as their own therefore committing Flex Fraud

Flexer: look at my car collection in my garage
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?

by FadingSins January 18, 2020

Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020

Dickhead Flex

Showing off about something you shouldn't be showing off about.

Trust me, Matty will be dickhead flexing on his date tonight.

by Snuffercakes June 3, 2015

relationship flex

When somebody flexes on the fact that he/she is in a relationship. This type of behaviour usually includes having interactions with a partner that is supposed to be private for example kissing. Instagram pictures where the couple is making out can also be considered this. This type of behaviour is usually quite despised and cringed at since it makes everyone feel uncomfortable, no matter the observer’s status (single or not).

Have you seen Jake’s new insta photo with his girlfriend. It’s so obvious it’s just a relationship flex. Jeez, it was so cringe.

by rudi.k July 23, 2019

Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017

twitter flex

To show off on social media (mostly Twitter hence the name) but since your on social media people can't tell if your lying. But if it's Twitter flexing then it is most definitely a lie

Guy1: holy shit this guy on twitter got like 100 coupes!
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.

by Mc BushPig June 16, 2017

booty flex

When a women is in a split position, or a squat or on there knees, flexes or contracts her booty muscle. This is a type of twerk also known as booty control.

Did you see that booty flex! She has serious muscle control.

by dj hamid November 9, 2014