Devil’s Flute

Another word for a recorder, the woodwind instrument learned by 3rd-6th graders

Parent:What did you learn at school today
Child: I learned how to play the recorder
Parent: ah, the devil’s flute

by The_HungrySaiyan January 4, 2020

Duche flute

A vape or e-cig

That hipster is puffin on a duche flute.

by TheFunnyMan3000 March 2, 2021

the magic flute

An opera written by Mozart in the 18th century in which a young prince, Tamino, embarks on a journey to save his princess, Pamina

person one: What's that opera with the bird guy again?
person two: Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

by UnoriginalIdiot28 May 25, 2019

flute chute

A place for a gay man to put his flute (willy).

Ant needed to liberally grease Dec's flute chute to prevent excessive chafing.

by Welsh Wombat October 4, 2017

greasy flute

A sweaty Vagina

I went down on chloe last night and she had such a greasy flute i couldnt believe it

by TheresAlwaysABiggerFish January 3, 2018

flute hole

when you fuck a girl in her ass and it rips through to the vagina.

ER doctor: Sir, do you have any idea what happened to her?

You: Well, I was putting it in the stinker and got a little too aggressive I guess. Next thing you know she has a flute hole

by engbel May 31, 2016

Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob

She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.

by Joe-Joeeee December 29, 2022