Financialship

The skillful, careful, and responsible management of money or other liquid resources of a government, business, group, or individual.

Dwayne showed outstanding Financialship when he invested money that his hooker made from last year's sales into a pair of new fake titties for her so she could make him even more money this year.

by Macroft August 4, 2009

Financial rejection

Being accepted to a high-priced university, but receiving $0 in aid, scholarships, etc.

I got in to BU, but the financial rejection letter of $0 aid money soon followed. Hooray for working your ass off for 12 years only to attend the shitty state school of your dreams!

by This is bullshit March 30, 2010

finanception

1. (v) The act of burying one's financial position in many layers of dreams.
2. (n) Any subconscious financial portfolio.
3. (n) Any massively confusing or arbitrary financial magic.

Bob- "Where's your retirement fund?"
Jim- "When 2008 came around, I pulled some finanception...so I'm good!"
Bob- "You better hope to die in your early fifties."

by Holacromium March 6, 2012

Fiansgay

A gay person engayged to be married.

After many years of dating, Kristen asked Gloria to marry her, they are now each others fiansgay.

by Dantrell Escobar December 11, 2012

fiancé veto

The power ones fiancé receives that enables them to veto their partners decisions

Guy one: "hey man are you going to the bar tonight?"
Guy two: "nah man I can't. Stacy fiancé vetoed me"

by Mongoose020566 January 20, 2015

Financial Cosby

When the government taxes you.

Did you get a big paycheck? Well, after the financial Cosby there wasn't much left.

by Havnawank November 21, 2015

Financialent

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

"If I give you good sex, will you please stop being so financialent with me?"

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016