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Joe Fitz

When you are smoking a huge joink in New Jersey and then go to get a submarine Italian sub but are too fat and stupid so you end up just getting it shoved in your butt somehow and you wake up the next morning with a sub coming out of your butt
Oh man you really pulled a Joe Fitz there
by Kyle Drake May 1, 2019
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seamus davey fitzpatrick

Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.
Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.
by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014
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Mr. Fitz

The stupid ass math teacher who ruins all your happiness everyday.
He probably has a meth lab in his file cabinet and snorts cocaine before you come to class.
He gets bullied by the students and looks like he wants to overdose or take a toaster bath.
I really don't want to go to Mr. Fitz's class today!

Why does Mr. Fitz hate me so much?
by depressedturtle May 20, 2019
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Fitz

Fitz(v)- To bungle or botch. Basicly, to fuck up.

Fitz(n)- 1) Generally, a daralict. More specificly, someone who is laking in social skills.
2) Additionally, a fitz is one who often comments on a subject while laking knowledge about said subject.
"Man, Joey Harrington really fitzed that one!"

"You have no clue what you are talking about. Stop being a fitz."

"That fitz talking to Nikki Nova just forgot his name!"
by Nick Ekladyous April 26, 2007
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fitzwiggle

What happens when you merge the words Fitz and Wiggle, an awsome combo, it's mind blowing, and it's lyk almost as good as using 'hehe' in every single sentence, simply amazingg, with two 'g's for extra funk, yeah, you can feel those vibes!!! it can also mean that quality band of Kraftwerk from Germany, who wiggle to the fitz every concert, yeah!!!
1. I fitzwiggled, yeah!!!

2. OMG did you see that fitzwigling good program on tv yesterday? it was fitzwigglingly insanee!!!

3. OMG that weirdo, he doesn't know what fitzwiggling means!!!

4. 'wiil you, be my fitzwiggle?'

5. 'look, i am your father.'
'oh my fitzwiggling aunt! is that true? noooooooooo!!!'
by Shmike Industries February 15, 2009
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fitzalan

Possibly the best school in Cardiff, not sayin much but wotever ... Home of the one and only Dr Latif and where the ever popular Mrs Woodberry gets her kicks! Fuck Corpus Christi - Pure, bare muppets and that!
"Fitzalan!? ..... bare gangsters there!"
by renos April 5, 2004
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fitzalan

Easily the best school in Cardiff, possibly even Wales. What it lacks in intelligence it makes up for in general safeness.
"Oh bra, I goes to Fitzalan an' tha!"
by p_mizzle July 29, 2004
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