A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
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A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"
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LYRICS: Went to Chick-Fil-A and ordered fries, you already know what kind of size (let me get that large tho), it will be my pleasure, they look in my eyes, when I bite into it, IM ALIVE, fresh from the fryer, I don't want to waste no time. Burnt the roof of my mouth, it will not be with us tonight, when I go to sleep, I dream about them continuously. Their FrIIIIIEEESSS. I can look away, and fries just make my day. Went back, again, order, a number fiiiive, AAHAAHAA Yaa. Polynesian sauce, Chick-Fil-A, and a buttermilk ranch AAHAAHAA. HEY HEY HEY. SMELLED IN THE BAG AND I GOT A AROMA AVALANCHE. OOOHOOO. I just had to tell you about their fries. They run circles around my mind, circles. Even when I'm down, I gon have an appetite. You're on fire, and you stand out on your own. Cooked from peanut oil, they will never be a clone, YOUR FRIES AAAHAAHAA, fresh from the fryer, I don't want to waste no time. Burnt the roof of my mouth, it will not be with us tonight, when I go to sleep, I dream about them continuously. Their FrIIIIIEEESSS. I can look away, and fries just make my day.
LYRICS: Went to Chick-Fil-A and ordered fries, you already know what kind of size (let me get that large tho), it will be my pleasure, they look in my eyes, when I bite into it, IM ALIVE, fresh from the fryer, I don't want to waste no time. Burnt the roof of my mouth, it will not be with us tonight, when I go to sleep, I dream about them continuously. Their FrIIIIIEEESSS. I can look away, and fries just make my day. Went back, again, order, a number fiiiive, AAHAAHAA Yaa. Polynesian sauce, Chick-Fil-A, and a buttermilk ranch AAHAAHAA. HEY HEY HEY. SMELLED IN THE BAG AND I GOT A AROMA AVALANCHE. OOOHOOO. I just had to tell you about their fries. They run circles around my mind, circles. Even when I'm down, I gon have an appetite. You're on fire, and you stand out on your own. Cooked from peanut oil, they will never be a clone, YOUR FRIES AAAHAAHAA, fresh from the fryer, I don't want to waste no time. Burnt the roof of my mouth, it will not be with us tonight, when I go to sleep, I dream about them continuously. Their FrIIIIIEEESSS. I can look away, and fries just make my day.
Fries is the best song ever. 11/10 -IGN.
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who lie when you ask them if other people are over.
who wont delete things you ask them to delete.
who happen to be big fuck faces and take back apologies.
some whose name could possibly be spelled with the following letters (backwards):
RELHOK TTERRAG
who lie when you ask them if other people are over.
who wont delete things you ask them to delete.
who happen to be big fuck faces and take back apologies.
some whose name could possibly be spelled with the following letters (backwards):
RELHOK TTERRAG
When two friends make a silly music video they dont want everyone to see but you lie and show people anyways and refuse to delete the file then ignore all of their calls when they're trying to talk to you.
Example: Gosh, that Garrett is such a cunt burger with fries, he does it like its nobody's business!
Example: Gosh, that Garrett is such a cunt burger with fries, he does it like its nobody's business!
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