dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.

Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?

by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009

Filter Fucking

Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.

Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!

They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps

P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!

P2: How many bodies?

P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU

by RottenCreamCheese January 30, 2025

No filter

When someone describes themselves as "having no filter" what they really mean is "I'm a massive cunt but you can't get angry at me because I find myself funny"
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.

Person A: "hahaha that guy got hit by a car that's pretty funny"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"

by Pissedoffwithshittypeople February 8, 2021

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

Filter vs Reality

Don’t believe everything you see on Social media.

Filter vs Reality - What you see on social media isn't real life, and don't let these filters fool you. A filter called 'Filter v Reality'; when used, it applies a filter to one half of your face and leaves the other bare to highlight 'Reality'.

by Filter vs Reality November 22, 2021

Hollywood Filter

The “Hollywood Filter” is a face tuning filter from a retouch app called FaceApp. Every influencer uses it. That’s why they all look the same.

“She definitely used the Hollywood filter.”

by eeeemmmmeeeeee May 15, 2022