A Fifth

A fifth is a US measurement of alcohol equivalent to 25.6 shots; 25.6 ounces; 1.6 pints; 0.8 quarts; 0.75706 liters.

After 26 shots of tequila, Craig had consumed about a fifth of alcohol. Then he died.

by Take-One June 6, 2017

Pleading the Fifth

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.

friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

by Gabri31 May 4, 2018

FIFA Poop

When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.

You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*

by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013

FIFA LADS

FIFA LADS are the best youtube channel in the world, and everyone should subscribe.

"Hey did you see LF MARSO new video" says person A
"NO fucking way, LF MARSO IS BAD, THE FIFA LADS ARE AMAZING" SAYS SIR ABDULLAH THE 3RD

by LFGAYSO February 28, 2020

Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)

A group of disaffected priests from the Society of Saint Pius the Tenth (SSPX) that left and formed their own organization when the SSPX began dialogue with the Holy See concerning reconcilliation. The SSPV advocate Sedevacantism, which means they believe that the Papal Office is vacant, and the current Pope is an antipope. Most members will contest the Papal reigns of Blessed John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul, Blessed John Paul II, and Benedict XVI, although some do accept the legitimacy of Blessed John XXIII's reign. The SSPV do not hold the Second Vatican Council (Vatican II) as valid and binding on Catholics because they believe that it's decrees contradict the traditional Catholic faith and are "heresy." The SSPV rejects the Ordinary form liturgy of Paul VI, and celebrates all the Sacraments (Especially the Eucharist) according to the Traditional Latin Missal. The SSPV, like many other Sedevacantist groups claim that they are the true Catholic Church, and the Modern Church is Heretical, sometimes citing the apocalyptic warning given by Our Lady of Salette.

In short a marginalized group, excommunicate from the Catholic Church proper, who make up a small minority of the world's traditionalists.

Bill said he believes in sedevacantism and has started attending that "Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)" chapel on Market Street.

by wh0dat? May 2, 2011

Fifth Wheel

its the spare tire on the back of your car, on the truck- perfect condition, with matching rims, and at times, a dectortive case for it-

fifth wheel on back- thats my fifth wheel- fifth wheel say high, wave bye bye- 20's is throwed is there only reply.

by mike jones, who September 3, 2004

fifthy

A slang term that is given to Fifth Graders at a Junior High School. It is usually derogatorily used by older students to make fun of the younger, less knowledgeable Fifth Graders. It is similar to the way in which people in High School like to make fun of the Freshman.

Fifth Grader: "What are you guys doing?"

Seventh & Eighth Graders: "Nothing.Go away, you stupid fifthy!"

by ThatOneDefinitionsGuy June 5, 2014