fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017

fidget spinner

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I dropped my fidget spinner

by ߷cringybunny߷ October 7, 2017

Fidget spinner

A dead trend

Is that a fidget spinner. They are so dead

by Gvon October 31, 2017

fidget spinner

A dangerous object that can give you cancer.

That cancerous blood cell looks like a fidget spinner it must be serious.

by RequinRanger November 29, 2017

Fidget spinner

The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.

Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.

Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )

by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017

Fidgetated

The feeling of anxiousness, stress and irritability

I don’t know what to do with myself, I just feel fidgetated

by Bingle jay June 23, 2018

Fidgetability

The amount by which something increases its fidgetableness.

My hairs' fidgetability is dramatically increased by the amount of curl in it

by weletthem July 8, 2018