imagine farting like a hippo

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by pikachu2009best May 10, 2022

fertig

To urinate in a trash can while drunk because iit seems like the right thing to do

What are you doing?
I fertiged in the trashcan
Why?
Its what you do!!

by casadefresh May 1, 2011

ferging out

To avoid an event, bail out, normally with a pitiful or no excuse.

"Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
"I just felt like ferging out."

Also past tense, "I really ferged out."

by uberchorn September 16, 2007

farting around

I dunno the real definition, but I guess it's "being an idiot", or "being naughty".

1.Stop farting around and help me out here!
2.What are you doing? Farting around again!?

by TRH October 28, 2003

premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG June 5, 2011

Fexting

when you try to seem popular by pretending to be texting on your phone (usually to impress the opposite sex or to avoid conversation).

hey bro, stop fexting and talk to these girls.

by Richard Zucker October 17, 2009