The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
by Feces Astronaut February 26, 2012
A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019
also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill
by skipapottomus May 20, 2009
by KentuckyJewel April 06, 2017
For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'
scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!
by Nick and Sean March 26, 2004
"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me
by MrMethod July 21, 2006
the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.
by Irma October 04, 2003