fecal terrorist

A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.

*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.

Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now

by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019

fecal theater

PG version of a shitshow

When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up

by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017

fecal fleck

N. A small piece of shit.

Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.

0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!

You're such a fecal fleck!

by KentuckyJewel April 6, 2017

Fecal Drill

also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill

I totally fecal drilled her last night, it was so hot.

by skipapottomus May 20, 2009

fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me

by MrMethod July 21, 2006

fecal file

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004

fecal people

the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.

Keep fecal people together on welfare

by Irma October 4, 2003