When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up
by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017
The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
by Feces Astronaut February 26, 2012
A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019
by KentuckyJewel April 06, 2017
"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me
by MrMethod July 21, 2006
For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'
scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!
by Nick and Sean March 26, 2004
the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.
by Irma October 04, 2003