Parallel Farce

The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method

"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"

by Mr. Kraft Singles October 18, 2008

Nick Facker

A word commonly used to replace "fuck." It shows great anger, surprise, or disappointment, and can be used in all parts of speech.

*Hot girl walks by"
"Nick Facker!!!"

"We should just be friends"
"Nick Facker..."

by lilswiss November 12, 2014

mitchell falcke

An actual bitch. Don't even bother.

Mitchell Falcke, biggest weetard 2018.

by aaetherr May 23, 2018

MATHA FACKA'$

A whatsapp group to talk crap to your friends

Whatsupp MATHA FACKA'$

by Hambo bitch October 19, 2018

Dum fack

A person That is stupid.
Verb
-er

You are a dum fack
The dum fack ran Over a pig

by Smartpeopleofc May 4, 2020

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The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Farce

To be stupid or irritating, which is unfortunate as the people who use this word are stupid/irritating as they use this word incorrectly, thus giving it a different meaning.

Shola: *invariably stupid comment*
Whitney: *proves Shola wrong*
Shola: "YO WHITNEH, WHY YOU BEING FARCE?!"

by I'mthebedintruder[notreally] August 17, 2011