Family Business 

Saving people, hunting things.

Crowley: What’s the line? Saving people, hunting things - the family business.

Family Business by KAZ-2Y5 May 13, 2020

family strokes 

The channel on the hub that does step-mom/dad and step-son/daughter content if you catch my drift

yo that family strokes video about the stepson getting it from his hot step-mom and step-sister made me so corny with an h

family strokes by Tana’s dick November 29, 2020

Family Vacation 

Something that sucks donkey ass and makes your children not want to talk to you for months

I hate Family Vacations as they make me never want to talk to my Brother again.

Family Vacation by JustAGrookey March 28, 2021

Family Matters 

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

Family Matters by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Family Reunion

Where your parents/grandparents make you go to be around people you have never seen in your life.

At home... || You: No mom, no! I'm not going somewhere that has old women who I've never met before pinching my cheek!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!

Family Reunion by ThatA7xFanPerson June 28, 2011

family tree 

a chart or diagram depicting who had sex with who, and/or who is the result of such

Oedipus, the original redneck, had an unusual family tree

family tree by jerry tieger February 10, 2006

family switch 

When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.

When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.

family switch by Mike Payne March 6, 2008