eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina

Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.

by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

orgy eyes

When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.

My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!

I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes

by Lunicus October 16, 2013

Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.

Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.

by droe1021 May 20, 2019

The Other Eye

The artist's eternal struggle:

When drawing a person's face, when you get to eyes, and you've drawn one perfectly, but you completely ruined the other.

Hey man, nice drawing.

No, it's awful and I hate it!

Whoa chill man. Why do you hate it?

I screwed up on the other eye!

What.

by Karashou June 14, 2016

Bathroom Eyes

A more urban version of Bedroom Eyes.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.

That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.

She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.

by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008

man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.

It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016