A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!
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Get the tuberculosis express mug.1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Express 69 mug.The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
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The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!
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