The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.

Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!

by Matman1984 November 29, 2020

Panda Express

A place that makes chicken way to big

Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth

by Billy hebejibe November 6, 2019

tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out

I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers

by Boozyman September 9, 2018

hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!

Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!

by Princesslouise December 31, 2017