organic experience

Sleeping any where near nature/tent

I am soo ready for this camping trip to be an organic experience . . sleeping in dirt is awesome!!

by samanthahatt09 March 28, 2009

The Salior Boy Experience

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).

Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!

by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009

sofa experience

the phrase describing the cooperative or competitive atmosphere when gaming in the living room with friends or family.

I just went to Chris' house and had a bit of sofa experience.. 8hours of "gears".. -_-

by Sacha Gauthier April 22, 2008

Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

Do you desire a poor experience?

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin

broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

by anonymousclucker December 1, 2018

aloha experience

Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.

"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."

"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"

by Sattelite April 29, 2008