titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.

Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.

by Shollyboster May 27, 2017

erectus expando

When you see someone pull off an insane glitch in THPS and your peepee goes big

Brando Dando Erectus Expando!

by devoxel May 17, 2018

Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

unvouchered expenses

legal theft by a governing body so that they can take a raise in salary that they are not entitled to by constitution

the pennsylvania legislature was barred by taking a raise they voted for but unvouchered expenses allowed them to take that raise early and without question.

by Spencer L November 5, 2005

the expedition

The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.

"Dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the Minivan doesn't cut it. Last night I went with The Expedition on her ass."

by of the clan Macleod September 30, 2013

Extendogina

The most dangerous weapon ever concieved by man. Or rather, (for the most part) women. The weapon of choice for the most dangerous of ho's, the extendogina lashes out swiftly and engulfs its victim in acidic poon soup, with a vice grip equivalent to that of Optimus Prime giving you a titty-twister. First discovered in the pants of Katy.

"Watch out! The extendogina is coming! Everyone, grab a hat!"

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Expeno

the most common abbreviation for the word expensive

WOW!!! Those jeans are mass expeno

by sezzie_g March 25, 2011