excelsome

excellent awesome

Wayne's World is excelsome

by boredom360 June 28, 2010

excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.

Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle

by scruples101 April 16, 2010

excelulite

Building a "house of cards" of excel spreadsheets and formulas to the point where the fatty nature of the product is really cheesy and ugly.

Wow - that excel spreadsheet suffers from extreme excelulite...

by mdk September 26, 2012

Excemplurious

One who has worked for years to reach Ithaca and upon arrival, made Ithaca their bitch.

Mary: Damn I finally finished that stats final so that i can graduate!
Peter: Excemplurious!

by Bigwhite4 July 1, 2012

excellexcremence

Getting credit for fixing something that you broke in the first place.

Fixing the rampant server errors that were sloughing off my script like dandruff will surely earn me the excellexcremence award.

by Ohisian July 5, 2012

excelcolism

ek sel' kuh lism (n) 1. The tabulation of the number of alcoholic beverages one has consumed over a given time period, usually recorded on a computer spreadsheet. 2. An obsessive desire to tabulate such results, esp. resulting in untoward consequences such as absenteeism, denial, social isolation, petty theft, etc.

- My stats are in! In 2012 I drank 421 beers, 125 glasses of wine, and 84 mixed drinks. That averages out to just under 2 per day.

- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?

by Corkjob March 11, 2013

Excessist

A person who believes others perceive their level of success by how much stuff they can accumulate.

He is portraying an Excessist behavior by buying more than he needs.

by Chain Seeker December 21, 2016