Elias

A boy with an eggshaped head who likes to kick people in their face

In 5th grade Elias kicked me in the face while i was reading under the table.

by faggpot August 20, 2013

Elias

Elias is an amazing boyfriend the best there is. He is kind, intelligent, smart, sexy as fuck, and if your lucky he will eventually be yours. He doesnt mean to mess with girls emotion but he does, although he does that he makes up for it. He is usually never opened to express him emotions towards people and he doesnt really trust anyone so if he trusts you then ur a lucky person. Elias has not only a dick but the best kind there is. If he loves you as much as you love him ur lucky but for right know he is falling for a girl and is crazy for her *the jealous kind of girlfriend is the best, HE IS THE BEST AT KISSING -kat I LOVE YOU BBY

Elias is in love with a lucky girl!!!
He needs a girl that would fight for him and do anything for him
frrrrrrr tho
Elias needs a girl who shows him her love fights for him loves him and is barley taller than him.

by katisfine746 May 16, 2019

Elias

all you mother fuckers are gonna pay once i get to hollywood and find those miramax fucks I'm gonna fuck their mothers while they watch and cry like little bitches then I will make them eat our shit then shit out our shit thaT i MADE THEM eat then all you mother fuckers are next.

Love Elias. The radest dude alive and if you don't know what that means look it up.

by fUCKY April 1, 2004

elise parkes

Usually found in scummy bars slutting drinks of strangers. Often confuses itself with royalty due to inappropriate dreams of not having to work or pay for anything. Shes got a cracking dick though.

Guy:Omg have you seen that girl, shes doing an elise parkes - shes practically dry humping that poor fat man.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.

by gangstabetripping March 1, 2013

Elias

Biggest ass hole at the school. Short self conscious douche bag. Is nice to who he wants to be nice to. Has a lot of friends because no one will stand up to him. He is only rude because he is self conscious so he points out everybody’s insecurities. Used to get girls but everyone hates him now. He can be a sweet heart but not many people know that. Goes to the gym just to take mirror pics. Is scared of love

Elias is a player

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Elias

Elias is the coolast man in the world all people like him and he is the fucking most awesome man in the motherfucking world

Av Elias i bengtsfors aka epse

Look over there its Elias OMG

by Elias i Bengan December 31, 2020

Elise

Elise is a golden-haired, blue-eyed and unbelievably sexy woman (seriously, you will know an Elise before she's told you her name). She is not afraid to speak out about her sexual desires and lusts for tall, strong and equally sexually-desirous men. Once she finds this in her life, she will long for it even more - sometimes indulging herself for 2 hours or more in any given day.

Elise is also loyal, charismatic and a brilliant shaker of the hips (dancer).

Actually, there was this one girl I met at a party. Elise, wow she was such a tease!

by anonymous December 16, 2020