ej207

the cream of the crop japanese engines from subaru FHI

Yo did you get the 2.5 liter sti engine?

no dude I put in a JDM ej207 they are much better.

by scoobie_snacks May 5, 2011

ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

ejl

Ejl, basically Lejla without the L and A.
And no caption needed, Lejlas are the fucking baddest bitches to walk the face of the earth.
Change my mind, i dare you

My name without L and A is Ejl, wow..

by Vulvamuffins May 31, 2020

Premature ejokulation

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

by spencedog April 11, 2009

The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.

So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(

by Sithspitz November 8, 2011

Walking Ejaculation

n: a baby formulated by accident.

Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.

by Trees DT! December 9, 2009

ejaculated

To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.

I ejaculated cum in her pussy!

by Hulk oh November 23, 2014