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Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.
"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."
by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012
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Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.
We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.
by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016
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man ears

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.
by 310Nicole November 17, 2016
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drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017
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Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.
Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.
by BigManTyson December 28, 2018
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Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.
I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.
by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020
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Your ears are bleeding

Just a longer version of saying you have wax in your ear
Person 1: Dawg turn around I see something in yo ear bruh
Person 2: *Turns around*
Person 1: Your ears are bleeding, your ears dirty as fuck
by Saan! July 23, 2022
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