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A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.
Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.
Call of Duty by Super Thicc July 28, 2014
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Call of Duty: World War 2 

Call of Duty: World War 2 is Sledgehammer Games new, upcoming Call of Duty game of 2017. With currently over 17M Views and over 900,000 likes on YouTube, Call of Duty: World War 2 is what will bring Call of Duty out of the grave after 4 years of constant negativity and hate towards the series.
Have you seen the new Call of Duty: World War 2 trailer for 2017? Dude! We are going back to World War 2!

Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt 

A Modern Warfare 2 shirt in which Jerek wears which is gay and awesome at the same time.
I was wearing an Aeropostle T-shirt but I wish I was wearing Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt.

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Jorri Duty 

Me: Hey, I saw you with that girl last night, she looks dead today
Will: Oh yeah, I was on Jorri Duty
*high five occurs between "Me" and "Will"*
Jorri Duty by Gaston Lakehurst April 24, 2011

Slurry duty 

Attending court for an alcohol related charges such as DUI charges or drunk in public charges.
Dude 1:"Hey man, how long you gonna be without a license?"
Drunk Driver: "I'll find out Monday. That's when I gotta go court for slurry duty."
Slurry duty by ODavid March 15, 2011
"Dude, I was just on box duty with Tori!"
box duty by jack d July 27, 2015

Daily Duty 

1. the act of pooping
2. the human bottom (gluteus maximus)
"He kicked me in my daily duty." (Laurel & Hardy, "The Piano Movers")