the dutch oven

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart

I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops

by sazthegreat May 26, 2008

Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.

Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.

by Seaeye June 30, 2022

dutch member

When a woman farts on your dick during anal.

We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.

by Jojosskul December 13, 2014

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020

Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.

Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.

by Ajacied June 20, 2020

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013