dorsett

A baldy midget dictator with a small cock

Sir, you believe you know it all when really you are something of a Dorsett

by Chunky February 17, 2005

doucebagery

basically, it means bullshit.

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*

by Dr. Z says I'm special August 3, 2005

dorsett

verb. To dorsett is to have sex with another man, not because you're gay, but because you feel the need to establish your dominant role as the alpha male.

Mike passed out after only five Nattys; I dorsetted his bitch ass so hard.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken September 23, 2011

douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent December 27, 2007

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that don't do anything because any reaction to it whatsoever happens only because you thought it would. In shorter words, it's a bunch of placebo bullshit.

I think I'm tripping on I-doser, but I'm not because I'm just feeling the placebo effect. Word up, yo.

by MisterSmammi October 11, 2007

Doused

When a person or item gets shot multiple times. Multiple entry wounds to the body.

Damn! Homie got doused!

by kamenashi2013 April 22, 2021

doukendoucher

douken steming from its route word hadouken. its a sudden blast or burst of doucheness that is so random it makes people want to punch themselves in the face and murder others around because it's so damn annoying.

yosh: hey does your tv get HD channels?
Chad: of course it does! my TV is way better than yours!!!
Yosh: WTF? you're such a doukendoucher chad!

(yosh proceeds to punch himself in the face and wants to now murder chad)

by insanejosh085 January 25, 2009