Double Bag Rule 

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

Double Bag Rule by Bear Down June 16, 2011

double dutch rudder 

Similar to the dutch rudder, but involving two men holding each others arms while holding their own penis.

It's not gay if you do the double dutch rudder, you never actually touch the other guys penis!

double dutch rudder by 733t March 30, 2009

Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind 

When two quadruple amputees, strapped to skateboards have sex.

The Annual Amputee Orgy/Tent Revival ended in a Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind under the pulpit.

Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008

Double Date Rape 

When two couples go on a double date, and one person from each couple gets raped. This rapee can either be a man or a woman.

J: Tell him if he can get Jake to come, you'll hang out with him.
R: Why??
J: So it can be a Double Date Rape.

Jake: Dude I was Double Date Raped last night.....

Double Date Rape by randjproductions June 30, 2011

Double Dutch Rudder 

When two men grab their own penises with one hand, while grabbing the other mans forearm, moving it in an up and down motion, to act as a form of masturbation with out genital contact. Also so see dutch rudder.

My two gay buddies tried a Double Dutch Rudder last night. Now there is jizz all over my pillow.

Double Dutch Rudder by rodenstuckey March 28, 2009

Double Agent Retard 

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.

Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.

Double Agent Retard by Chris is fag July 23, 2019

Double Dutch Rudder 

Where two guys do a dutch rudder on each other at the same time. It's not gay cos they are not touching dicks

So...Double dutch rudder anyone...?

Double Dutch Rudder by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009