Dookie Drapes

flaps that hang down on the back side of the Beef Drapes often getting poop on them if wiped back to front.

Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.

by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.

Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...

by Cooter dookie June 16, 2013

Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.

My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!

by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020

Tooth Dookie

When someone is so irritating that you want to punch them in the mouth to the effect that a tooth is knocked out, swallowed, processed, and expelled (along with the requisite pain that comes from passing a tooth).

I'm so angry at my boss, I want to smack him and make him do some tooth dookie.

by Taechin January 8, 2016

Reverse dookie

When your taking a dookie, and you turn out to be constipated you pick up a plunger and plunge it out so the dookie will come.

I was constipated and I had no miralax, so I had to do a quick reverse dookie!

by BigSchmeatAdam October 24, 2019

Dookie Paradise

An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.

Todd: Did you hear that Rob gave Jim a dookie paradise.

Steven: Ahhh shit that's nasty.

by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019