dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

by dmb7886 February 5, 2009

Dirt Scooter

slang mostly of southern origin for a dirt bike

lemme have a crack at dat der dirt scooter!

by boomshlakaka October 11, 2010

turf dirt

Basically a broad from the hood that everybody ran through she might have a couple of baby daddy's from the same hood.

Man what's that one turf dirts' name pimpin.

by Sac Town High Speed July 5, 2009

high speed dirt

The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.

Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!

by Sunyshine August 24, 2020

Dirt Pickle

A turd that has a faintly sour smell, a deep dirt color, and is the same size and shape as a whole jumbo dill pickle.

Holy shit, look at that dirt pickle Bill left on the porch

by Godstomper151 February 7, 2007

dirt

1) adj - describes a person, or action that is immoral or despicable.

2) verb - the action of performing an immoral deed

1)
Person 1: "then I totally drank the whole lot without him knowing and pretended to replace it with another bottle I'd actually stolen from him that same day"
Person 2: ".... you're dirt"

2)
Person 1: "Dude, you're in my seat!"
Person 2: "Three second rule, man"
Person 1: "Lame, you totally dirted me"

by the cap May 28, 2008

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008