Urb Dicker

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.

Ben: "You bone slut, go put your asshat back on!"
Dan: "whatever, you're such a fuckin' Urb Dicker."

by reina.marie March 13, 2008

ninja dicked

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

by JCjenny December 10, 2010

Dickhead

An Australian (yes Australian, not British) word that is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.

People who mistake Australian things for British things are complete Dickheads.

Saying "you are a Dickhead" is an example of being a Dickhead.

by Marquis forneus October 3, 2013

urban dichead

Someone who is always looking up words on urban dictionary to use in everyday life. They are addicted or obsessed with the site. They use the words so much they become annoying and no one wants to talk to them.

Guy 1:Yo you think that girl is a cunty slut.
Guy 2: Don't know what it means
Guy 1: You should look it up on urban dictionary then
Guy 2: You're an urban dichead
Guy 1: What's that?

by FLIGGY April 12, 2009

Dickhead

a person who thinks they are right all of the time despite actual correct facts which can contradict their beliefs they stand proud and believe/yell that they are right, they try to be the bigger man to smaller/skinnier kids/people; they tend to try and make fun of people who won't "fight back"

Oh man he was such a Dickhead to me I told him that the way you do the problem is this way and he said to me...NO IT'S THIS WAY! YOU FAGGOT! shut up!

by Jer-Hey!!! June 16, 2010

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

by aki December 10, 2004