Denverism

1) One of many completely useless, mind numbing, tactics to that are meant to deceive or misguide your peers of the present situation. 2) To come up with a load of bullshit that sounds so convincing that everyone in your workplace will be distracted of the fact you haven't done anything work related in days. 3) A method of torpedoing your co-workers who first tried to help you but you refused to accept it based on the fact that you think you are superior to them and they are unworthy of lending you a hand. Then when it comes down to the deadline, you blame everyone for not having anything done and make them do all the work for you anyways. 4) Wipeout. 5) Any idea conceived by a native of Arkansas. 6) Anything you can do to waste time or piss people off or both. 7) To turn every conversation even slightly related to work into a social event so that no work actually has to be done.

Sit down, shut up and do what you are told to. No one wants to waste their time listening to your useless Denverisms.

by Joey Lorenzo September 6, 2006

Denver Doorknob

The sexual act of loosening someone's asshole, then right before an orgasm or during an orgasm you fist the anus pulling out cum, feces, or stimulate the insides. While inside one can rotate their fingers if they wish.

Ex.1
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm cumming
(Jon sticks his all his fingers in Christine's butt and started to rotate them)
Christine: AHHHHH
Ex.2
Chad: Oh yeah deeper, Chris, Deeper!
Chris: You like that huh you like that?
Chad: ooooh yeah ah
(Chris sticks 3 fingers into Chad's anus, spreads them and stimulate his prostate)
(Chad Cums)
Chad: Okay baby, your turn, Denver Doorknob!
Chris: DAMNIT CHAD, YOU FROSTED ME AGAIN

by chaosfiend February 7, 2009

Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.

I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.

by bexla March 17, 2010

dever

To use your DVR.

I devered "The Office" last night so we can watch it this weekend.

by digireads February 5, 2010

Denver city

Denver city is a small ass town where u prolly won’t ever visit cuz u have a life buh it’s where hoes sluts thots and whores cover half the population and the other half is beaners that came straight from over the wall. There’s Whites, gays, blacks and like three Asians buh mostly just beaners. There’s also a new school buh the friends of the kid that got thrown in jail will prolly just vandalize it like the fucktards they r cuz they think there so cool. The other “cool kids”-or coaches pets hit on the teachers and there cousins I think there minds all fogged up from all the vaping they do so the must retarded. The only things u can do there is go cruise or hangout with ur fake ass friends. I recommend not going if u give two ducks.

“Dan do u like Seminole girls?”
“No I like Denver city hoes!”

by ¡DOUG UR DADDY! March 22, 2019

devereaux

a bulging of the penis in a guys pants, sometimes mistaken for "stuffing".

man, that guy needs to quit devereauxing...it makes him look obnoxiously big!

by AMARLISE February 28, 2008

dever

a word for the gayest, ugliest, most depressed, whiney, most up themselves person ever to live.

omg she is such a dever, why doesn't she just shut the fuck up already?

by RADCORE April 24, 2008