I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!
by The Freshman King February 24, 2025
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I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
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