Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
Get the Destroyer of Tablesmug. by Daltar August 22, 2017
Get the daltar the destroyermug. by Ginger Scrotum June 5, 2018
Get the Clitoris Destroyermug. A loud mouth, sometimes spazzy, person sitting next to you in a coffee shop who obliterates your concentration when you are trying to work.
I had my afternoon ruined by a group of tranquility destroyers.
I lose my patience when tranquility destroyers are unproductively blabbing next to me.
I lose my patience when tranquility destroyers are unproductively blabbing next to me.
by Neonaozen August 14, 2020
Get the Tranquility destroyermug. Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023
Get the Oklahoma destroyermug. Danesh is a indian historian who wanted more power after taking the lives of Amir the gyat of india and karami the black blade he was full of rage he now spends his days eating curry and rice along with a side of a planet. due to danesh huge body and build he is a sigma allowing him to mew and mog the planets in our solar system danesh grows powerful everyday can we rise up and rizz his gyat before edges us all
Say look Danesh is taking the moon and crushing it and mixing it into his rice oh dear i wish damon slender was here to mew and mog danesh the destroyer of worlds
by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024
Get the Danesh The Destroyer of worldsmug. Destroyer is tiny japanese loil that have a torpedo tube and some artillery gun,and some destroyer have some annoying word in the end of the word.
That destroyer was 552mm torpedo!
by cakespy123 July 22, 2018
Get the Destroyermug.