The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

Derby

The one true derby is hull fc vs hull kr

Not the rivalry between saints and wigan

The Hull derby is the one true derby

by TheOneTrueRugbyLeagueDerby April 16, 2019

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Derby 69

When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022

Derby

Friedness; ha ha, ha; bleh bark mode; shamaneshamana

Jake: i lost my juul
Skeet: dude its in your f*****g hand
Jake: on no dont say it
Skeet: DERBY MODE ACTIVATED

by Zeldmode July 10, 2021