delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.

Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!

by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004

Delfin

A sordid and rancid tree with the ability to move freely among the population. While only native to the Philippines they have evolved and studied ocean currents to float to other islands in the pacific, more specifically New Zealand. While passing their perennial stages they start to develop compulsiveness to other biological organisms which include tobacco and Japanese girls. These hideous creatures lie constantly for financial gain and sometimes even pointless reasons. Instead of gaining nutrients through photosynthesis these creatures anchor their roots into the "goodwill" of others constantly freeloading and lying to the hand that feeds them. While these disgusting parasites always freeload they sometimes give up anal sex for a way of enhancing their chances of receiving goodwill which can result in using up to a bottle of lubricant every month. You are likely to find a Delfin at the local starbucks or timezone wasting money and not getting any better at Tekken especially in regards to air volleys. Their obsessive nature makes them very aggressive and unpredictable especially when their mai is threatened. The common enemy of this species is a Harroon. This Haroon is a rag headed sand nigger who can obtain mai anytime it wants. The ancestors of a Delfin are often shirtless and siblings of a Delfin often have similar names resulting in the combined initials of KKK.

Example 1:
Delfin: Mai please talk to me I love you, JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFF, I have a pink car, Kazuya.
Haroon: ALLAH!

Example 2 (verb):
Jameson: I don't smoke
TT: Stop being a fucking Kenneth/Rommel cunt.

by Vincent John Steele October 19, 2011

Delfino

A person who tries to impress the ladies by inviting them to his lab where he conducts dildo experiments while drinking fake tea.

Sarah: I am going to enjoy my date tonight.
Katie: Oh girl you shouldn't go through with the date. He is nasty. Did you know that he is a Delfino?
Sarah: Eww really? Well I'm going to call off the date.

by Sunny Pixie April 26, 2016

delay

Comes from one of the most anticipated PC game title of our generation: Half-Life 2.
Serves to pump-up the gaming community to the boiling point and increase video card sales for Nvidia and ATI.

"We've already spent millions into this project, and we're willing to spend as much as we need to make this the best first person experience ever. If that means delaying the game to 2005, we'll do it without any hesitation. If it means sinking another $20 million into the project, we can do it. Rest assured, if we delay the game, it'll be only to blow your socks off even more... if we finally release it."

by The common PC gamer April 19, 2004

Delyn

A suave and debonair manly man. Has a certain love for plaid and a magic axe he has named Brenda. Beard aficionado and has rugged good looks. A Delyn must party and smokes a bit o' the green stuff.

Guy 1: pass the J Delyn
Delyn: why the fuck don't you com over here and make me.
Guy 1: never mind but hurry up...
Delyn: Don't you rush me cocksucker!
Guy 1: I sincerely apologize.
Glenda: cut of his fucking arm

by NotDelyn May 6, 2011

Delyth

A nasty little girl who often thinks she is quirky and not like other girls . Not to be mistaken with a Rhiannon , she is very crusty , musty and dusty and likes to put herself and others in NutriBullet and likes to fiesta party quinceanera baila very annoyingly

“Woah look at that nasty girl blending that terry up”
“Yeah dude , what a Delyth”

by Carren Wheeler May 11, 2020

deffy

Slang for "definition".

Yo teach, what's the deffy of "missile tits"?

by Meo Bets@ June 28, 2006