cummed

the past tense of cum

I cummed all over your mothers face.

You had to wipe the computer screen because you cummed all over the place while you were beating it to cheap Japanese porn.

by i love the fact that u are actually reading this. 696969696969696969696969 May 19, 2007

cummach

Dried up cum on the stomach. Often the result of a pull and pray

A: What took you so long to get to the pool?
B: I took a shower before coming out here, I shacked last night and felt icky.
A: Hmm, sounds like somebody had a cummach...

by Sralala October 10, 2006

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011

Cumming, Ga

A town in North Georgia. It is located in the heart of Forsyth County, GA. Despite its name the town has nothing to do with actually cumming. You may laugh at the name of the town but it is nothing to be laughing at. The town is a great place to live and has many wonder people.

Cumming, GA was founded in 1845.

by Gertlermust October 14, 2007

cummary

1. to cum to twilight characters or actors.
2. girls who usually put summaries together with sex.
3. cummaries usually happen in the shower.
4. cum in summaries.
5.sexy summaries with a little extra something.
6.something that happened in a twilight community (twispammers)

I need to go make a cummary like Tiffany!

by jaymaybaby March 18, 2009

cummed

The past tense of the word cum which means to excrete a small amount of semen from the tip of the penis before ejaculation

I just cummed all over Mataya's face

Dude, I finally cummed

by Yugoslavian Frog March 15, 2011

cummies

sperm. nut. milk. semen. children. A word girls use in a daddy relationship to make cum sound "cute". Can be male underwear that has been saturated with the DNA of the wearer. Also a cracker with semen on it.

"Senpai smack my ass and gimme those cummies! ヽ(☉ᗜ☉)ﾉ"

"I busted a FAT nut and my cummies went all over the place"

- "I just came on this cracker. Wanna taste it?
- Get your fucking cummie away from me you weird fuck"

by cumlord6969 September 22, 2022